
Andy: Do you want a gummy penis?
Erin: Uh, no, I’ll just have some gummy bears.
Andy: These are delicious.
Erin: But they’re penises.
(via thinkdiagonally-)

On the road with my new girlfriend!
Andy: Erin, uh, I need you to send this fax immediately. It’s really important, so I’m going to stand here and wait for the confirmation.
Erin: Okay, good.
(Source: belleprintemps)
(via loutomlinsons)
(Source: shygirl364)

(Source: aliciaicila)